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"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."
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"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."
"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"
"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."
"What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? About two weeks."
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
"What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant."
"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."