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Joke of the Day
"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"
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"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"
"If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones."
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"What did the number zero say to the number 8? I like your belt"
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"
"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."
"Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe"
"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."