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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."
Next Joke
"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."
"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."
"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."
"When life gives you melons You might be a woman"
"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"
"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"
"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."