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Joke of the Day
"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."
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"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."
"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."
"Grandpa...why is there a suppository in your ear? Oh... THAT's where my hearing aid went!"
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
"Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you're 3 and your parents are idiots."
"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"
"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"
"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"
"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."