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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."
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"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"
"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."
"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"
"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."
"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."
"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"
"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."
"If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will grant you one wish.... if your wish is dying."