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Joke of the Day
"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
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"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."
"What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? Holy Fucking Shit."
"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."
"[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down."
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"One old song. A thousand old memories."
"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"