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Joke of the Day

"[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious! Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down."

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."

"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"

"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""

"So a man walks into a bar... And hurts his head."

"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."