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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."
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"If Twitter adds an edit button you'll retweet ""I like kittens"" and ten minutes later it'll say ""I drink period blood."""
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"
"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."
"Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested? www.filopedia.org"
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
"You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with ""I is a vowel""."
"I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::"
"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."
"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."