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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
Next Joke
"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."
"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"
"What do you get when you have sex with a truck stop hooker? Gator-aids."
"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."
"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return."
"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"
"What do you call a PHD in religious studies? Gods doctor."
"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"