58964
Joke of the Day
"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."
Next Joke
"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."
"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."
"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no lighters or matches or anything to light them with. What do they do? Throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (snicker) *You don't know?*"
"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"
"Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can make dinner and get head at the same time."
"When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free."
"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."
"Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own."