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Joke of the Day

"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"

"The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears."

"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."

"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."

"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"

"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"

"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."

"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"I showed my cop roommate ""Requiem for a Dream"" for the first time last night. It was so dark, he shot the t.v."