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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
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"Why did the cookie get fired from his job? He came to work baked."
"What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common? They're both battered."
"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."
"today a 6 yr old girl asked me if butterflies are flowers that escaped & i was like yo what is yr twitter handle"
"They say that trains are full of weird people... ...but I don't think that's true. I've never met a weird person on a train, and I talk to *everyone.*"
"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"
"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."
"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."
"When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face."