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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cookie get fired from his job? He came to work baked."
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"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""
"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."
"How do they even grow a boneless chicken?"
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."
"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."