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Joke of the Day
"My ex was a true professional.she said ""you are fired"" when we broke up."
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"""It's over there by the Walgreens"" - directions to anywhere"
"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."
"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"
"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."
"You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?"
"A granny comes to see a doctor - and the doctor is a granny too."
"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""
"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."