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Joke of the Day

"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."

"Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb"

"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"

"Why does a pencil shave? To look sharp"

"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"

"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."

"People come up to me all the time in the street and they say to me, they say, ""Joe, what's the difference between Hag Shavuot and Hag Ha-Katzir?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, about fifty bucks."""