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Joke of the Day

"Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was... And she said, ""Well, I gotta admit..."""

"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"I saw a murder today It was awesome. There must've been 50 crows in it."

"A one-liner walks into a bar."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately"

"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"

"My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out"