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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she used the other to sing"
Next Joke
"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"
"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""
"What's the stupidest prank someone tried pulling on you? My sister just told me she was pregnant and I was the father. Does she really think I'm that dumb? I'm 100% sure she's on birth control."
"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"