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Joke of the Day
"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"
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"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."
"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."
"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."
"What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey..."
"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"
"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."
"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"
"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"
"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."