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"How you control your anger Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush"
"Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."
"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."
"My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up."
"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A schoolbus full of children."
"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."