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Joke of the Day
"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."
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"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."
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"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
"If your bio says ""Producer, entrepreneur, DJ, & businessman"" I'm assuming you misspelled ""Lives with Mom, works at McDonalds."""
"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."
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