129152

Joke of the Day

"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."

"She:I'm furious with my son He's playing Doctor with Neighbor's daughter He:Its curiosity about sex She:Sex? He's taken her appendix out"

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."

"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."

"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"

"Are you guys alright? No you are all left."