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Joke of the Day

"How you control your anger Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush"

"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."

"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."

"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."

"So I went around to a friends house... And on his mantle was a bronze statue of an animal butt. When I asked him about it he said it was a catastrophe."

"Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken"

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."

"Love in 2013 means answering each other's texts immediately."

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"