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Joke of the Day

"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"

"I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know how much I appreciate that."

"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"

"Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla."

"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."

"Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there."

"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"