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Joke of the Day
"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"
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"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."
"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"
"Why can't the T-Rex play the piano? Cause they're dead!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included"
"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."
"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"