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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."

"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"

"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."

"Remember when we were young enough to order mozzarella sticks and not think, ""maybe deep fried cheese isn't the best life decision?"""

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"I said to my girlfriend, ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,""she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what fucking hit it."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."

"My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing."

"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."