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Joke of the Day
"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"
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"What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee? Getting ready for work"
"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."
"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"
"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."
"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."
"My wife has a colostomy I get a little action on the side"
"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""
"ME: For my final wish, I'd like to lose some weight. GENIE: Only way is to eat less and exercise more. ME: This is bullshit."
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... **Coughs up hairball** Dog: You gonna eat that?"