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Joke of the Day
"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."
Next Joke
"I've been pro-immigration but if one more Mexican restaurant tries to charge me for chips and salsa, the deal's fucking off. Comprende?"
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"
"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."
"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"
"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"