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Joke of the Day
"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."
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"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""
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"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"
"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("
"The reason Patrick is always clueless Is because he lives under a rock."
"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."
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