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Joke of the Day

"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"

"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"

"What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."

"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """