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Joke of the Day
"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"
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"I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him ""so what do you do?"" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead."
"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."
"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."
"What do you call a short psychic who hasn't yet been apprehended? A small medium at-large?"
"I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why ""mustache"" & ""headache"" don't rhyme."
"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"
"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."
"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."