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Joke of the Day
"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"
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"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."
"Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 934 pounds."
"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."
"Everyone has to pay for their mistakes... except for banks. Banks are apparently exempt from a lot of shit."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they'd just beat the room for being black."
"What shape gets rid of curses? A hexagon"
"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."
"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."