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Joke of the Day
"What shape gets rid of curses? A hexagon"
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"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"
"I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever."
"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt"