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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."

"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."

"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."

"Why do Jews watch porn in reverse... Their favorite part is when the girl gives the money back...."

"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."

"Simple Math Problem How does one become a .666 Humorist? http://i.imgur.com/DVvbS15.png"

"Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?"