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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."

"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""

"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"

"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."