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"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
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"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."
"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."
"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"
"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"
"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"
"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."