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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."

"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."

"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"Bring on the Limericks! Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass."

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."