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Joke of the Day

"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"

"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"

"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."

"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."

"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."

"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."

"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"

"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."