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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."

"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"

"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"

"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"

"Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you."

"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"

"I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training."

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"