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Joke of the Day
"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"
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"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in."
"What do Mexican people use to keep warm? Faheaters."
"What's brown and runs around your garden? Your fence."
"deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim."
"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
"Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative."
"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"
"I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, ""it's psychic."""