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Joke of the Day

"Height of .... Height of Stupidity - Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.. Height of embarrassment - when you find other person looking through the other side of the same keyhole.."

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"Few things can match the satisfaction of high-fiving someone who is trying to give you the Talk To The Hand gesture."

"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"

"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"April Fools Day is ONLY for singles. The married have their anniversary ."

"Vacuumed a section of carpet 20 times before I realized I was trying to clean up a patch of sunshine. Intellectual powerhouse. Right here."

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"

"What did the child with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."