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Joke of the Day

"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"

"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."

"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."

"My Grandpa has a French rifle from WWII It was never fired, but it was dropped once."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"I bought some new ""London Bridge Jeans"" They keep falling down."

"Ever hear the joke about the insecure comedian? ...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee."

"My 10 year old: ""If nothing is faster than the speed of light, how did the darkness get there first."" Me: ""What?"""