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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."
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"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."
"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
"I have a tree joke you might like to hear but most of us would be Sycamore. (tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)"
"*moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog ""What's updog?"" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"