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Joke of the Day
"Tony Abbot"
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"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"
"Have you ever drank The Slager... It's when you you take eight shots of a Black Russian back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back."
"Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom"
"In the future, everyone will have to make a public apology for 15 minutes."
"What's the difference between your work and your wife ? In 5 years, your work will still suck"
"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."
"An irishman walks out of a bar ."