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Joke of the Day
"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."
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"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."
"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"