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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"

"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."