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Joke of the Day
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
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"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0"
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"What is the saddest thing in you're life? That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer...."
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""
"My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there."
"What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation? ""I'm Prada you son."""
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."