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Joke of the Day

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."

"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"

"How do Jews shower? The same as you idiot. First we get nice and we.. Wait, it's a trap! The gas its too mu... faint scream"

"My girlfriend wanted to join the Mile High Club... But I didn't give a flying fuck."

"A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father. His wife asks impatiently: ""well, is it a boy or a girl?"" The logician replies: ""yes"""

"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go E we go!"

"What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic..."

"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."