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Joke of the Day
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
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"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"
"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."
"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."
"Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute."
"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"
"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani military post and a Pakistani elementary school? Beats me, I just man the drone."