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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
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"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"
"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"
"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."
"They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines."
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."
"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"
"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""