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Joke of the Day
"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"
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"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."
"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"
"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."
"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""
"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."