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Joke of the Day
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."
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"12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy"
"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"
"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."
"What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it."
"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."
"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."
"What do you call a body builder? Jim."
"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"