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"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
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"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"
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"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"