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Joke of the Day
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
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"WINSTON CHURCHILL: ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: ""Yeah... and sharks"""
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."
"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"
"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"
"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"
"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"